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Are you decidedly categorically DRY? ...

Our clients and users don't have 'dry hair' because the supposed condition is corrected. We move forward from there.See more below if you don't understand this reasoning.

before you read on... we are 30 years past being some sort of 'theory'.
We only have 2 choices... to 'market' to you or to tell you the truth.
Frankly our clients are very tired of marketing.

Face it watch the news... people are in love with
sensationalism... click-words sell products, but they won't fix your
problem. What IS the problem? I ask you...can you be more specific? But
can you??
is it 'dry' or ...does it feel like crap and that's the best word you know. Market teaches you that crap is you not them..

Have you ever used a 'dry hair' shampoo or conditioner and had it cure it??? I suspect no.

Have you ever taken a pill for general illness and gotten better... probably not.

Is it washing making the hair "dry"? Depends what you use AND how you
use it, both. OK, I hear you... then try not washing it, it gets more
dry. Myth one... blown out of the water, if it's out of water...does
that make it "dry?" Do people who swim in clean fresh water every day
get dry hair? No. Why is it that 99% of people out there have 'dry
hair'. Dry thinking, doesn't accomplish a single thing.

So say the said dryness is not an issue, it's a general
sell-word, people like it alot, but it's not a constructive description
of what may be happening to your hair.. what else woud you say? Try
explaining it, think out of the box.. 'what' makes you think it is dry.

Try this...do you have symptoms? Hit our search tool, type it
in ... we can fix those things but not illness, dryness, sleeplessness,
cluelessness, fatness, skinnyness, hungriness, 'that' one you know is
malnutrition....is malnutrition not eating right? not eating often
enough, or simply hungriness? You need an OHenry.

Click-words are not fixable without detail. Is it 'dry' in the
shower? So was it 'dry' when you were a child, dry as an adolecent when
you had pimples...? is your skin dry is your hair dry is your scalp
dry, is it dry with oil on it is it dry after weeks of no washing? is
it dry .... oh come now, if you have any problem...here...can you use
more descriptive terms, type in symptoms please..... it's not grease or
oil it needs, oily hair attracts dirt and grit and grit wears out your
hair and gives split ends. ...you know that doesn't fix it. Longhairs
does, but he have to fix you first. Turn off the tv.

Second, realize the bachelor's rule, dirty socks wear out faster than clean ones."

We have done surveys and 99% of the population thinks they are
drying up... who do they blame? Try it Ask em. Is it the products
methods or myths, and did it help. no. I'm sure. Are they eating no
fats, don't think so.. Are they using shampoo that is not Longhairs,
yes.

Targetting one myth, you supposed... would washing your hair daily
'make it dry? Does washing your face or brushing your teeth make it
dry? It's what you get and what you do with it. Does watering plants
daily make them dry...

Do friends lead you into troubles and cause you to get no sleep? Only some do.

Does s3x make you pregnant? Does more s3x make you more
pregnant? Does a little s3x make you less pregnant? No... get smart.
Use birth control. If you like something, you'll do it more often...
you'll make the time... now lets get back to shampoo. Is oily hair less
dry?.....

Does eating 6 meals a day make you fat, simply that? Ask a
hypoglycemic, or a regular person on the same eating system. One meal a
day of cake will make you fatter, Washing with crap will make your hair
drier, so the challenge...how come we test each batch, we have a
line-up waiting for us to wash their hair 75 times with Longhairs, and
condition it a mere once, and it feels heavenly. That could prove my
point, it would feel softer than ever. If it is not drying it out
continue doing it if it good, keep it up. Some people want to complain.
Oh I'm sooo fat. And they are not, you see them eat salad, yes you see
them eat salad...

I've almost made my point, but will you believe me... no. If you
believe what you hear, let your hair get greasy all the time and see
how sad you'll feel, it could start to smell too. It's not necessary to
think long hair is supposed to be oily to the tips. Our hair get as
oily as it should on Longhairs line...and you smell fresh and you
shine!!

IF Something is made a certain way like our long hair stuff,
we wouldn't be making it for this long if it was drying the out of
ones hair. We wouldn'nt advise you use our products a
certain way if the results weren't true. If you want dry
hair, use that ol' dry hair shampoo. If you want to keep dry hair don't
listen, if you want dry hair, don't listen. Use our stuff as directed.
Don't change the directions of a good thing... because you 'thought'
the instructions didn't pertain to you, or pertain to people in Arizona
or Denver... or Alaska or are yellow, black, white or blue. Don't
misuse our wonderful stuff for to feed the will to fail, we did not
omit testing on 'your' individual 'types, 30 years later... all the
client here don't look exactly like Ms LML, so don't mess with success.
Learn how to learn.

Technique is one thing, it matters in s3x too, the facts is
another. Here if you don't use it right, it's like s3x, it may not feel
as right as it could...it's not the equipment..and it's not the
product, oh come and I'll prove to you it's not the shampoo/or/not
idea... it's , but don't bet your money on staying dry-haired around
here, you could lose the bet. This does not apply to other products...
other products will ruin your hair if used as often as once a week, we
are sooooo different!! That doesn't apply to our stuff...

Long hair is not dry hair, dry hair shampoo doesnt fix 'dry'
hair, people do, Longhairs does all the time, every time. And...diet
foods are not for those who are slim ... think about it, hungry people
are not hungry when you feed them well and often, and hair...don't deny
yourself all the pampering of 20 minutes a day...no dry-ness as you may
say, and to the hungry hair, no oil oil oil and more oil masking
malnutrition. Magicpack feeds you well.